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These are just a few of my addictions.

coketalk:

“I see where you’re going with the lyrics, but you gotta add more mystery. Leave in the stuff about how she thinks her kid is your son, but don’t give away so many details about this Suzie Jean chick. Oh, and if you really wanna fuck with people, you should totally make it a dude’s name. You know, like Frankie or Charlie or something like that. I know it sounds crazy, but this is strong advice. You want people to always think twice.”

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Time is weird. So is space. I hope ours match again someday.
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 24: “The Mayor”



He threw on a cardigan and some track pants and tried to say a goodbye that meant come back again.
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jmoreauker:

#WA H #T #IS HAPPENI #NG #IDRIS ELBA #WHERE BEARD

If you don’t think this man would be an amazing James Bond, you’re wrong and you should re-evaluate your thinking on literally every other thing you have ever formed an opinion on.

Would borrow money to watch him as 007.

(All of my posts are about to begin with, “Would borrow money…”)

I’m, like, 98% straight, but, you know.

He’s so attractive that looking at him takes away my ability to express myself with appropriate emoticons. DAYYYYUMMMM.

Never mind Bond. Imagine this dude stepping out of the TARDIS.

Okay, now put your pants back on.

(Source: ryners)

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mrgan:

I’m not saying all design theory is pompous nonsense, but more often than not, we do our jobs the way The Color Kittens do theirs.

Holy shit, The Color Kittens. One of my very, very favourite childhood books.

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Marginalia, Billy Collins

Sometimes the notes are ferocious,
skirmishes against the author
raging along the borders of every page
in tiny black script.
If I could just get my hands on you,
Kierkegaard, or Conor Cruise O’Brien,
they seem to say,
I would bolt the door and beat some logic into your head.

Other comments are more offhand, dismissive—
‘Nonsense.’ ‘Please!’ ‘HA!!’—
that kind of thing.
I remember once looking up from my reading,
my thumb as a bookmark,
trying to imagine what the person must look like
why wrote ‘Don’t be a ninny’
alongside a paragraph in The Life of Emily Dickinson.

Students are more modest
needing to leave only their splayed footprints
along the shore of the page.
One scrawls ‘Metaphor’ next to a stanza of Eliot’s.
Another notes the presence of ‘Irony’
fifty times outside the paragraphs of A Modest Proposal.

Or they are fans who cheer from the empty bleachers,
Hands cupped around their mouths.
‘Absolutely,’ they shout
to Duns Scotus and James Baldwin.
‘Yes.’ ‘Bull’s-eye.’ ‘My man!’
Check marks, asterisks, and exclamation points
rain down along the sidelines.

And if you have managed to graduate from college
without ever having written ‘Man vs. Nature’
in a margin, perhaps now
is the time to take one step forward.

We have all seized the white perimeter as our own
and reached for a pen if only to show
we did not just laze in an armchair turning pages;
we pressed a thought into the wayside,
planted an impression along the verge.

Even Irish monks in their cold scriptoria
jotted along the borders of the Gospels
brief asides about the pains of copying,
a bird signing near their window,
or the sunlight that illuminated their page-
anonymous men catching a ride into the future
on a vessel more lasting than themselves.

And you have not read Joshua Reynolds,
they say, until you have read him
enwreathed with Blake’s furious scribbling.

Yet the one I think of most often,
the one that dangles from me like a locket,
was written in the copy of Catcher in the Rye
I borrowed from the local library
one slow, hot summer.
I was just beginning high school then,
reading books on a davenport in my parents’ living room,
and I cannot tell you
how vastly my loneliness was deepened,
how poignant and amplified the world before me seemed,
when I found on one page

A few greasy looking smears
and next to them, written in soft pencil—
by a beautiful girl, I could tell,
whom I would never meet—
‘Pardon the egg salad stains, but I’m in love.’


tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #435 by Tyler Knott Gregson

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