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Hey, Internet. Meet my brand-new nephew Joe. (Taken with instagram)

Hey, Internet. Meet my brand-new nephew Joe. (Taken with instagram)

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“Think about how this looks from the outside. The parts of the Bible that you believe apply today are the ones that require other people to make sacrifices. The parts of the Bible that would require YOU to make big sacrifices are not considered relevant. Look at it this way, and you’ll see why “bigot” is one of the nicer things you could be called.”
— vorjack

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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my comic about rape jokes.

thingofthings:

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TIL domesticated foxes are a thing. TIL how badly I want to own a domesticated fox.

TIL domesticated foxes are a thing.

TIL how badly I want to own a domesticated fox.

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“If you can’t tell whether you are an overly-strict person with inappropriate guilt about normal human self-moderation behavior or an avoidant adult child making excuses for your poor coping, drink.”
— The Overthinking Person’s Drinking Game (via Rachel)

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So here’s a thing I just made

  • ¾ tsp Angostura bitters
  • 1 tsp lime juice
  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 6 oz soda water

In that order, over ice.

It tastes like summertime and happiness.

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I spent my very exciting Friday night jailbreaking our Apple TV. The best part was ssh’ing in and discovering the iOS-powered, second-generation Apple TV’s secret stash of MIDI drivers. (In /Library/Audio/MIDI Drivers, not a shoebox on the top shelf of the closet under some Polaroids of its high-school crush.)

I spent my very exciting Friday night jailbreaking our Apple TV. The best part was ssh’ing in and discovering the iOS-powered, second-generation Apple TV’s secret stash of MIDI drivers.

(In /Library/Audio/MIDI Drivers, not a shoebox on the top shelf of the closet under some Polaroids of its high-school crush.)

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Avengers Minions, via Steph. (If you haven’t seen the trailer for Despicable Me 2, you should go do that.)

Avengers Minions, via Steph.

(If you haven’t seen the trailer for Despicable Me 2, you should go do that.)

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Catholic church threatens to turn away non-Catholics from emergency rooms

A little grist for the Friday rage-mill:

The Catholic bishops are nothing if not consistent when it comes to following through on their threats to harm their human shields.

What would Jesus do? It’s a few years now since I’ve been to a Mass that wasn’t for Christmas or a wedding, but I’m pretty sure it’s not this.

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