You can all blame Kim for this.

My Tumblr Talent Show entry: a cover of “Nine Black Poppies” by (of course) the Mountain Goats, recorded as a single take in Steph’s kitchen at midnight after two bottles of Trois Pistoles. Yes, 1.5 litres of 9% beer, and then I did this.

So I guess my talent is drunkenly making an epic ass of myself on the internet even when I’m sober.