Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the 8th grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Your own damn fault for not cowgirling up and speaking your mind for—what, a whole decade? That’s pathetic well past the point of absurdity: you’re not a figure of pity; you’re a caricature of self-inflicted impotence.
Have fun being too much of a baby to ever get anything you want for the rest of your life.
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Ngaww this is so sad. I’d hate
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speak up dipshit.
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Life sucks eggs, yah yah?!
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decade or so since you left grade school, no one else ever caught your eye? You never once spoke up, and told the...
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